Author Topic: It's corny, but I had to share this one!  (Read 898 times)

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It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:02:10 PM »
A woman accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars has her day in court.
The Judge asks: "First offender?"
She replies: "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."

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Re: It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2015, 06:17:46 PM »
HA HA HA HA
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Re: It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2015, 09:51:15 AM »
Lolz, nice one KM! :lol:
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Re: It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2015, 07:18:09 PM »
She must have been a bit strung out!
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Re: It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2015, 11:22:06 PM »
She must have been a bit strung out!

Good One!!  :thu: :thu: :mrgreen:
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Re: It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2015, 07:26:00 PM »
These bad jokes obviously strike a chord with you...  :P
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Re: It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2015, 07:41:47 PM »
I'm really not "stringing" everyone along. Honest!  :mrgreen:
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Re: It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2015, 07:52:13 PM »
I'm really not "stringing" everyone along. Honest!  :mrgreen:
But you must admit, it was rather guitarded. :lol:
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Re: It's corny, but I had to share this one!
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2015, 08:18:01 PM »
 :facepalm:
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