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Updated lyrics
« on: June 15, 2010, 04:51:16 PM »
Some of the artists of the 60's and 70's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers ...

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash ---   
I CAN'T See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, 3 Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harum---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair 

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Denture Queen 

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Lesley Gore---
It's My Hormones & I'll Cry If I Want To

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

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Re: Updated lyrics
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 11:15:17 PM »
:)  Now that's funny.