i'm getting the "slow modern EQ" thing, but it jumps between vintage and modern just fine.
+1 to not seeing much point in the vintage EQ anyway; if any EQ scheme was ever born for touchscreens it's true parametric!
conversely, grabbing a knob and turning it is intuitive when there's an actual knob, while doing that weird "slide finger up or down, watch knob turn by itself" thing seems unnatural.