Lest not forget our friend WK1154, who actually may reign supreme over all of us in carbon dating years.
Could possibly be something here that could be exploited by Mackoid Central in the form of promotional media highlighting this demographic of Dl users. Thinking caps on, creative juices flowing, maybe some canes, mobility scooters, prescription meds, hearing aids, amidst a backdrop of pints and All-Natural Grass Fed Burger Eating waitresses, all whilst futzing our crinkled arthritic extremities over iPads 3 inches from a faceplant. 
Hi James, loved your post.
My custom scooter is on order. Airbag suspension, run flat wheels, custom rims, heated seat, GPS in case I get lost, special mount for that hypothetical iPad Pro, Dual Air Horns to clear the path, Fog lights for my foggy mind, a whole slew of totally unnecessary goodies and the most important, a cup holder.
